This is Alan. At school I go by A-Ray, A-Rizzle, Rizball, etc...
I was born in the slums of La Jolla, CA. After being orphaned at 5-years-old I began working in a coal mine in order to support my family of 5 sisters and 3 brothers. After my elder sister, Janice, died from consumption, I went into a great depression that would leave me distraught for days on end. One day when I was 11, a saxophone fell out of the sky at my feet. I took this as a sign that I was destined for musical greatness. Within a few years I found out I was wrong. Now I'm trying to figure out what to do next...

 

Boulevard du Temple (1838) - Louis Daguerre
This is considered the earliest daguerreotype (photograph) to contain people. Pretty awesome if you ask me.

Boulevard du Temple (1838) - Louis Daguerre


This is considered the earliest daguerreotype (photograph) to contain people. Pretty awesome if you ask me.

Pretty much the greatest thing ever to come out of the 2000’s.

Bionicle (2001-2010) R.I.P.: the greatest franchise in existence.

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Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips


ULTIMATE HIPSTER CLASSICAL MUSIC
Richard Wagner - Der Ring des Nibelungen
I liked the The Lord of the Rings before it was a book.
J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson got nothin’ on Wagner.

ULTIMATE HIPSTER CLASSICAL MUSIC

Richard Wagner - Der Ring des Nibelungen


I liked the The Lord of the Rings before it was a book.

J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson got nothin’ on Wagner.

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Isolde’s Liebestod - Richard Wagner


Soprano: Hildegard Behrens

Leonard Bernstein & The Bavarian Radio Symphony Orchestra

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“Adagio” from Gayane - Aram Khachaturian


featured in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey

Ludwig van Beethoven
Anyone know where I can find a replica Beethoven bust like this one by Hugo Hagen? I really really neeeeeeeeed one.

Ludwig van Beethoven


Anyone know where I can find a replica Beethoven bust like this one by Hugo Hagen? I really really neeeeeeeeed one.